i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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