Midget sex pt 2 tonight
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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