So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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