We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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