i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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