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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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