I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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