bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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