I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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