idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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