yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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