I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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