Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
