No, you can still breathe under the balls.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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