I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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