weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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