we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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