I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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