So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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