It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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