Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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