I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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