Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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