Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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