walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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