She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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