There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I got inside last night via doggy door
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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