I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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