There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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