I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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