I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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