girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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