We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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