This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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