Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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