i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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