It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
