return my video game
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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