kristin has been a bad kristin
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
