All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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