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she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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