According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
