were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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