She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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