She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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