My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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