so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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