addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
