you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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