Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
COCAINE IS GR8
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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