I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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